Converge (Shower Song)

by JiggitySmith

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Yo it's time for a shower, or maybe a bath
gonna show my STANK a little piece of my wrath
Yo I'd like to give a shout out to mah indoor plumbing,
cause having a water heater is better than christ's second coming

So I turn on the water, AHH! THAT'S COLD AS ICE!
Letting it run before I get in, man, that would be nice
ahh that's better, like chicka chicka cheddar
I can feel the water temperature gettin redder

Time to soak in the goodness cause it's simply divine
Spend about a half an hour, before it is time
To grab some soap on a rope and then go for broke
There's so much steam in here, dog, it's like I lit up a smoke

Cause I'd like to converge with some soap, man
I said I'd like to converge with some soap
Cause when you jump in the shower man it's off the hook,
There aint no better feeling other than just finishing a long book

Time to get acquainted with some soap and water
I really should stop doing this more than I oughta
I spend all my time living like an otter
Time to turn it up baby, we can make it hotter

Fresh out shower, instantaneous cold
But I gotta bite my lip,man , I gotta be bold
No on second thought, screw that, I'm going back in
Cause a ballin hot shower is a playa's best friend

Uh oh playa, there was a drop in pressure
That full force heat is now suddenly lesser
Oh no strike two, the water's turning blue
This is serious dude, whatchu gonna dooo?

Hey i aint leaving this shower without a serious fight,
gonna turn that awesome heat all the way to the right
Aww, now it's too hot, gotta turn it back again
I'm having serious second thoughts about my water heater friend

Now I'm really gettin nervous, I really can't ignore
cause the heat isn't able to be turned up anymore
gotta get my act together, this is no way to be
I'm a fool to keep showering, indefinitely

Cause I'd like to converge with some soap, man
I said I'd like to converge with some soap
Cause when you jump in the shower man it's off the hook,
There aint no better feeling other than just finishing a long book

Time to get acquainted with some soap and water
I really should stop doing this more than I oughta
I've done this far too often, now I really can't ignore
That my body doesn't even get wrinkles anymore

So I turn off the shower, man it's gotten too bad
All the hot water is gone and it makes me real sad
I pull back the shower curtain ever so slightly
Cause the cold bathroom air keeps wantin to fight me

I stick my head out, hey what's this, it's actually warm
It's like my cold heartless bathroom is finally transformed
to a tropical paradise, which I think is very nice
but i cant see, the steam needs, to be cut up and sliced

So I turn on the fan, dog, and what do I see?
The steam moving around, it's like i can see it in HD
Hurry up and get dry, it ain't gettin no hotter
Until the next time, I converge with some soap and water

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released December 31, 2014

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